December 2011
I don’t like this expression “First World problems.” It is false and it is...
– Teju Cole on the “#firstworldproblems” meme, in a series of tweets compiled by Alexis Madrigal (via pyrexia)
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Wtf is with everyone suddenly becoming a...
Just because you made a ‘page’ about your terrible photos doesn’t mean you’re a legitimate business. Your photoshoots are awful and you obviously don’t have any concept of exposure, every single picture is as washed out as hell. I seriously laugh at people who pay money to have these awful photoshoots. None of your pictures are flattering.
I have 10+ people on my...
BRB OVARIES EXPLODED
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
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A rant about ear piercings
I have come to a conclusion about ear piercings that piercings heal 100% easier and faster when you put sleepers in rather than studs.
I know that every motherfucking piercer recommends you getting studs because they sit close to the piercing and they don’t get caught on anything etc etc.
But seriously, they amount of bacteria that gathers around them on my ears and the difficulty of...
Fucking materialistic fucks
I thought I was bad, but some people really take the cake
ciaraisme:
Who honors those we love for the very life we live Who sends monsters to kill us and at the same time sings that we’ll ever die Who teaches us what’s real and how to laugh at lies Who decides why we live and what we’ll die to defend Who chains us and who holds the key that can set us free It’s you You have all the weapons you need Now fight
If you are going to have white blonde hair, please...
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